someone is trying to steal my throne
the most frustrating part about being a girl in the lotr/hobbit fandom is that your voice cant go low enough to sing the misty mountain song
BUT YOU CAN TRY
if ur ever sexting just send them this gif
About his “web” costume in Shelob’s lair (LOTR: ROTK)
theres this one orc in lotr that me and my dad just call popcorn head and people usually know who we’re talking about
i call him the muffin head idk
badly expanded(?) bread
This is my favorite video on YouTube.
This is the best thing
reblogging this again because this is still my favorite video on YouTube
Crochet Dwarven Helm and Beard by saddayscrochet
Created using the finest mithril threads, it’s a crochet helm! It’s a crochet beard! It’s a combination crochet helm and beard! Blessed by the gods with the finest of man-garnishes on my own face, I have no need for such a garment, but if you wish to assimilate into dwarven culture you might want to quest for one.
Front and back cover art for The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien.